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<vai> My mom is like, deathly afraid of worms and she saw one on the sidewalk <vai> so she made me go get it and she went inside the house, so I went in the house with the worm in my hand <vai> and she yelled my name and told me to get rid of it, so I threw it outside I came in the house <vai> she called me an asshole and a son of a bitch <vai> so I was like "son of a bitch?" she said "shut up, you're adopted go away" <vai> =(