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<Last_of_the_Brunnen_G> Arafat is in his office, alone, when
his bodyguards hear a loud explosion inside his office.
Rushing in, they see him on the floor, face bloodied, and they
ask, "What happened, Mr. Chairman?"
<Last_of_the_Brunnen_G> "A letter bomb" exclaimed the injured
despot. "But a letter bomb would have wounded your hands, not
your mouth," replied one of his experienced men. Arafat
replies, "I was sealing it."