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<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only
question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about
solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
<benja> The survey was a huge failure...
<benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest"
meant.
<benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage"
meant.
<benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
<benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution"
meant.
<benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
<benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the
world" meant