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<Zenith> So I was at work today, signing for a package from
UPS..
<Zenith> When the FedEx guy walks in with a package of his
own.
<Zenith> And at that EXACT moment, a customer changes the
channel to TBS and the Mortal Kombat movie is on, right when
the fight theme music starts.
<Nigma> Did they break out into a delivery duel to the death?
<Zenith> I was prepared for parcel projectiles and fedex
fatalities.
<Zenith> They eyed each other, and I knew something was about
to happen...
<Zenith> But then the guy changed the channel to "Trading
Spaces" and the fight was over.