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<JonnyBlaz> shit i was just beating off to some lesbian porn
on my comp, i thought my mom was gone, but i had the volume a
little too loud and didnt hear her come in, and the phoen
rang, an di went to get it with my dick in my hadn and she saw
me and was like "ahhh" and i was like OH FUCK , dude this
sucks, she just like ran to her room and now i dont know what
the fuck to do.