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«+ GearSlayr » and my cat shits on the floor now too cause
she's getting old
«+ GearSlayr » if its not near a litter box it just shits. it
did it on the stairs once and i slipped on it and almost broke
my neck
«+ GearSlayr » i'd love to kill that cat myself.
«+ GearSlayr » fuck it, it'll have depends on or something
«+ GearSlayr » thats what i'll do
«+ GearSlayr » i'll tie a diaper to my cats ass
«+ GearSlayr » or a bag or something
«+ GearSlayr » can you picture that?
«+ GearSlayr » that would be the most pathetic thing ever
«+ NathanRomulus » your cat will sit and tear it off
«+ GearSlayr » yeah probably
«+ NathanRomulus » and then proceed to crap on your floor
«+ GearSlayr » seriously though that cat needs to be put down
«+ GearSlayr » its like 17 years old
« syrup6 » wow
« syrup6 » old as fart
«+ GearSlayr » and damn... you'd think my dog could just drag
its ass outside after it takes a shit... BUT NOOOOO
«+ GearSlayr » i know just what my dog thinks... "how can i
piss him off... i know.. i'll drag my ass right next to his
computer so he HAS to clean up the skid mark!"
«+ GearSlayr » longest skid mark that dog ever made was 12
feet... it was so amazing i had to measure it
«+ GearSlayr » i should've taken pictures
«+ GearSlayr » it was fucking hilarious