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<kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well
I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my
chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When
my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was
suffocating and I almost died.
<Wes> how were you suffocating?
<kolby> See what happend is that my dick was wrapped around my
neck 8 times.