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<Mango> Haha, I went to the bathroom, came out, and ripped off
a piece of sweet bread that was on the table and my dad says
"What the hell are you doing? Did you wash your hands?"
<Mango> I said "no, but I didnt piss on my hands so dont
worry"
<Mango> "doesnt matter" he says "your hands were still all
over your dick"
<Mango> "Who cares? My dick, along with my entire body, came
out of YOUR dick"
<Mango> So now we can't look eachother in the eyes anymore.