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<Shiv>To: Starduck ([email protected])
<Shiv>From: Shiv Asmodaeus ([email protected])
<Shiv>Subject: Forum Ban
<Shiv>
<Shiv>It has been several months since I was banned from the
ANBU forums, and I believe that I have <Shiv>learned my
lesson.  I promise to never, ever again ask for the specifics
regarding what has <Shiv>infested your colon, nor if said
infestation has begun the laying of eggs.  If you wish, I
<Shiv>will avoid the subject of your intestinal invaders
altogether.
<Shiv>
<Shiv>Additionally, I withdraw my query regarding the status
of your Valtrex prescription.  <Shiv>Understandably, I am sure
this would be an uncomforatable subject to speak of to a
stranger.
<Shiv>
<Shiv>With great expectations and rock hard nipples, I await
your reply.  Thank you.