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<Reaver_Reload> This reminds me of a time back in college,
where one of my friends who was really dumb, she was crying
one day and i asked her what was wrong. Turns out she broke up
with her boyfriend, but she wouldnt say why.
<Reaver_Reload> I convinced her to tell me, and apparently she
was talking with her other two friends about their boyfriends.
one friend was complaining how cold her boyfriends nuts were
when she was giving him head, and the other one agreed that
her boyfriend's were really cold as well. (their boyfriends
names are richard and thomas btw)
<Reaver_Reload> So she says she has never given head and the
other two encourage her to do it, saying its a 'great way to
keep a guy'
<Reaver_Reload> Just two days later apparently she ran crying
to her friends and they asked her what was wrong, and she said
"I tried giving him a blow job, he was enjoying it at first
but then he just got up and left and said we were over before
i had even finished!"
<Reaver_Reload> concerned, her two friends asked her what was
wrong.. turns out she said "Wow, your balls are really warm.."
and he asked "why? is that bad?" and she goes "oh no its just
that richards and thomases' balls are really cold"