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(backslash) Wow, the introduction to this chapter in the
driving book we got today is. . . well, reassuring.
(backslash) 'Finally, the keys and the car... our dream has
come true! You climb in behind the wheel, the engine starts
and purrs. Wow! Shift into gear and you're off.
(backslash) The sky darkens, rain starts to fall... Where is
that wiper switch? Oops, not that one. Oh! There is it! And
now, the headlights.
(backslash) What does that bright blue light mean? Why is that
oncoming car flashing high beams? My gosh... the car in front
is braking... Your vehicle is sliding!! Your heart is
pounding! Now what?!'
(zztzed) "If you slam on the brakes and go hydroplaning into
the rear end of the car in front of you, turn to page 36."