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<devils_trombone> Hey wana hear a funny story?
<frogslegs> yep
<Crazed_Cousin_Dougal> does it involve clowns and ninjas?
<devils_trombone> no.
<devils_trombone> Last wknd, me and sum mates were down at the
pub, and we see this guy looking pretty pissed.
<devils_trombone> Anyway, we hadn't drunk much, so we decided
to be good people and drive this guy home.
<Crazed_Cousin_Dougal> was he a clown/ninja?
<devils_trombone> So we helped him up, and he fell over. Then
we tried dragging him out and he kept falling over.
<devils_trombone> So we drove him back to his place, and
knocked on the door, and this woman answers (presumably his
wife) and is all like: "Thanks boys, but where's his
wheelchair?"