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<FLoYD>  CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?
<FLoYD>  DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some
day!.. Listen........
<FLoYD>  Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a
meeting with
<FLoYD>  your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber
Cafi. Then,
<FLoYD>  mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and
when dad
<FLoYD>  was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no
firewall. Seeing
<FLoYD>  that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried
on doing the upload.
<FLoYD>  Nine months later, the virus appeared!.
<FLoYD>  CHILD: Huh?