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<Alvin> so there are four guys in one prison cell. One is a
zoophile, one is a sadist, then there's a necrophile and an
extremesports athelete.
<Alvin> the zoophile says: ahh, if I had a cat here, I'd fuck
it till I pass out.
<Alvin> the sadist says: ahh, after that I'd torture it until
it's dead
<Alvin> the necrophile: wow, after that I'D fuck it till I
pass out
<Alvin> the extremesports guy is sitting in a far corner and
very quietly says: mjau