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<simon-say> CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be
stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.
<simon-say> In a random check for banned substances, three
were found in Armstrong's hotel room.
<simon-say> The substances banned by the French that were
found in his hotel room were as follows: (1) Toothpaste, (2)
Deodorant, (3) Soap
<simon-say> The French officials also found several other
items which they had never seen before, including a testicle
and a backbone...
<simon-say> Earlier reports that French Government officials
attempted to surrender to Armstrong as he entered Paris were
apparently erroneous.