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<Match> eyeglass repair kits are so retarded
<H4Z3> how so?
<Match> if someone needs to fix their glasses, then obviously
they cant see too well. if they know this, why would they make
them so fucking small and hard to find?
<H4Z3> umm... cuz then it would be a normal screwdriver
<Match> thats not what i mean. i know that they have to be
small, but why cant they make them more visible. like
packaging them in bright red
<Match> or putting one of those things on them that when you
clap it beeps
<H4Z3> cuz that would seem equally retarded. just imagine
someone walking around their house, squinting and claping
repeatedly.
<H4Z3> 'what the hell are you doing?'  'Oh, I just need to fix
my glasses.'