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<Jetsuo> Ew, Ashlee Simpson is #1 on the Billboards. Jetsuo
must go kill a kitten now.
<KitBoxPocket> Jetsuo: every time you kill a kitten, God
masturbates.
<Jetsuo> lmao
<KitBoxPocket> You dont want God flogging his holy log, do
you?
<Nyschashi-Seikun> when god ejaculates, it snows
<KitBoxPocket> Oh, snow day, sweet
<Jetsuo> and when God craps?
<KitBoxPocket> A republican is elected
<Jetsuo> XD
<KitBoxPocket> "Mommy! Mommy! Every time a Republican gets
elected, it means God just had a really great shit!'