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isotec: so my dad decides to be nice and put a chocolate on
top of my LCD monitor (its one of thoes ones with booze in it
isotec: so i come by l8r and im like cool
isotec: i pick it up as as i do so it starts to drip on the
top of the monitor and some booze leaks out
isotec: im thinking well that was totaly smart dad now i have
whisky or somthing and chocolate oozing around up there
isotec: but im like hey cant let that chocolate go to waste
isotec: i start to lick up the tasty mess and when im in mid
lick my dad walks in and is like "Jesus son, i know you many
like your computer but this is just rediculous!"