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Elinstar: Have you ever really thought about a male lifeguard?
Elinstar: Think about a hot muscular guy just TEARING YOUR
SHIRT OFF in your time of need and pressing down on your chest
with his hot muscular arms and forcing his tongue down your
throat and blowing HIS AIR into YOUR LUNGS as he massages your
chest.
Elinstar: Not that I'm gay or anything but thats basically
what you're getting.
Centimetro: Wtf