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<ttyR2> mebe I'll hard wire an external modem to make DTMF tones and hook it to the phone line for those pesky sales calls <MtDew> just get an air horn <ttyR2> I happen to have one <ttyR2> runs off a bottle of CO2 from my paintball gun <MtDew> my parents used to have a small one sitting next to the phone <MtDew> any telemarketer got a blast in their ear <Magus> "Good day, sir, I represent the Hotsy Totsy Aluminum Siding Co., and...." HOOOOONK! "AAAGH!" <MtDew> exactly <Magus> nah, telemarketers are fun to play with <Magus> my favorites are the credit card guys <Magus> once I let one go thru his whole pitch, he thought he'd made a sale, then I asked <Magus> "I just got out of prison 2 weeks ago for credit card fraud, will that hurt anything?" <Magus> *click*