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<[ric]> puddy.. but I need to live on the internet... without
p0rn I would forget what a naked woman looks like!
<[ric]> I know there are those magazine things, but hey I keep
clicking [next] and the pages don't turn!
<winmutt> ric thats scares me
* winmutt looks ric up on the sexual offender listings
<[ric]> what scares me more is that it will end up in
geekQuotes... (again.. sigh!)
<[ric]> what I would like to know is how come all my
inspirational leaps of genius, stunning breakthroughs in code
or precise observational musings don't end up in geekQuotes,
just the ones that make me look like some drunken, banter
merchant, goth obsessed nutter seem to make it!
* [ric] looks squarely in Jumper's direction, and taps his
foot...