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<Raxor> I love the way my mom bursts into my room while I'm
masturbating
<Raxor> then when I suddenly lean forward to cover my genitals
she stands there and pretends nothing happened
<Raxor> just looks straight at me and says "come set the
table"
<Raxor> then she kept standing there until I finally said,
"okay..."
<Borisyen> she was waiting to be asked to 'help out' bwahahaha
<Raxor> then as she was leaving I noticed I never turned the
porn off, so there was some girl sucking on a dick on the
screen the whole time
<Raxor> well bbl.. I've got to do some awkward table setting.