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<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus is created when you masturbate in
the bath and your sister falls pregnant by then bathing in the
same water.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus would blind and cripple random
people. And give them leprosy.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus crucified the entire Roman Empire.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus makes you die for his sins.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus can sink in water.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus can turn wine into water.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus dares you to stone whores if you're
sinner.
<Dharkbayne> He was born in a cave on Easter and was killed in
a shootout on Christmas eve when three kings finally tracked
him down for outstanding debts of gold and spices.