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<h0ward> it began with the forging of the great servers
<h0ward> three were given to the geeks, immortal, wisest, and
fairest of all beings
<h0ward> seven to teh jock-lords, great football players and
craftsmen of the locker halls
<h0ward> and nine, nine servers were given to the race of men
whom above all else desired PRON
<h0ward> within the servers was a power that could govern each
class
<h0ward> but they were all of them deceived
<h0ward> for another server was made
<h0ward> stile, the deceiver, forged in secret a master server
to control all others
<h0ward> one server to rule them all
<h0ward> one by one the people of the servers fell to the
great power of the master server
<h0ward> but there were some
<h0ward> who resisted
<h0ward> a great alliance of geeks and jocks marched against
the fanboys of stile
<h0ward> and on the slopes of blogwars
<h0ward> they fought for the freedom of good, and only good
pron
<h0ward> AAAHHH
<h0ward> FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
<h0ward> victory was near
<h0ward> but the master server could not be stopped
<h0ward> the dark lord stile killed brunot son of brunob
<h0ward> and as luck should so have it
<h0ward> brunob cut the wiring of the master server
<h0ward> stile the enemy of good, decent pron of the earth
<h0ward> was wanked out of existence