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Gear Grinder X: once, we had these total freak seventh day
advenist (or whatever) freak ass neighbors
Gear Grinder X: and this girl Lanna was a little younger than
me
Gear Grinder X: she was a bitch, and they were all totally
religious
Gear Grinder X: she threw rocks at me once on my bike, and so
I turned around, and went to run over here
Gear Grinder X: I was hauling ASS, and you know what she did?
Gear Grinder X: put her hands on her hips, and stood there and
said "The lord will protect me"
Gear Grinder X: well.... he didn't