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<AVX885> i'm going to break up with my girlfriend, she is
cheating on me
<sprtzntm77> dude, this is perfect... ok heres what you do
<sprtzntm77> dont mention this to her, and get in her pants
one last time, make it really rough.
<AVX 885> i like where this is going..
<sprtzntm77> right, so.. fuck her nice and rough-like and just
before she is about to cum, pull out.
<AVX 885> haha, go on
<sprtzntm77> pull out and dont say a word. Go get your pants
and put em back on, and say somthing along the lines of "i
dont think our relationship is gonna work out, im breaking up
with you. goodbye"
<AVX 885> HAHA, nice!
<sprtzntm77> so keep an emotionless face and dont respond to
anything she says. While your putting on your socks, mutter
somthing about forgetting to pick up your syphilis
antibiotics. That'll really get her freaked out.
<AVX 885> LMAO! This is golden, i have to pull this off..
<sprtzntm77> dude.. before this all goes down.. i'll hide
either under the bed or in the closet. While your on your way
to the door, turn around and say, "hey mark, shes not gonna go
for the DP, were leaving.. lets go."  I'll get out from under
the bed, look pissed off and follow you out the door.
<AVX 885> this is golden.. haha and I could just imagine her
sitting there spread eagle on the bed with the most awesome
expression of shock and awe on her face. I should take a
picture as im walking out the door and mail it to her parents.
<sprtzntm77> Fuck, if we pull this off, it will be the best
breakup scenario ever. She deserves it too.
<AVX 885> Yes, this is a warning women everywhere.. dont cheat
on me, for I will seek my sweet revenge.