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<oldskools> U.S. Attorney General Ashcroft, U.S. Commerce Secretary Evans resign <eco|wk> Knowing the country's luck, we'll get someone worse than Ashcroft. <dataw0lf> I would say that's impossible, but I don't want to jinx the country. <oldskools> BREAKING NEWS-President Bush appoints Hitler's ghost as the new U.S. Attorney General.