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Sam Stone:  Blade walk into your parents bedroom totally naked
and covered in wesson oil and weilding a knife. Scream at the
top of your lungs "YOU JUST STAY RIGHT IN THE FUCKING BED OR
I'LL CUT IT~!!!!" then grab your man hammer in a death grip in
shake it at your mom. Whatever she says next, make a quick
downward stab while screaming but don't stab yourself in the
penis for real. Then shuffle over to mom and say "Just kidding
mom, happy easter!" and walk back to your room