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<holgie> One day a husband and wife were in the bathroom,The
wife was getting out of the shower   and the husband grabs her
boobs and says "If these were firmer you wouldn`t need a bra."
The wife was repulsed by his behavior and ignores him. The
next week the two are again in the bathroom and while the wife
was getting out of the shower he grabs her ass and says "If
your ass was firmer you wouldn`t need a girdle." The wife is
now pissed and is ploting her revenge. One day a week later
the husband is getting out of the shower and the wife grabs
his dick and says "If this was a little bit bigger I wouldn`t
need your brother."