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spoonsucker:  I ordered pizza today (not from Pizza Hut
because they're not open for lunch on Mondays or something)
but the delivery driver was a 45 year old Italian-looking lady
with six times too much makeup on. My dad was home on his
lunch break and saw her leaving. Then he came storming into my
room demanding to know if I'd just had sex with a hooker =