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<Ch0|sen> fuck I made a fake Myspace account posing as a bi
blonde to get horny desperate internet guys to get me a free
ipod and now all these hot lesbians are messaging me with "we
should fuck"
<Ch0|sen> WHY CAN'T THESE BUXOM BI CHICKS LOVE ME AS I AM
INSTEAD OF THE 20 YEAR OLD BLONDE COLLEGE STUDENT I PORTRAY ON
THE INTERNET