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<xp99> We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see
any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit
suicide if he does.
<xp99> So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American
women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to
help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
<xp99> Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves
in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not
terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to
see nude women other than their wife and to show support for
all American women.
<xp99> And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a
cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
antiterrorist sentiment.
<xp99> The American Government appreciates your efforts to
root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this
anti terrorist activity.
<xp99> God bless America and GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN! IT IS
YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON