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<Nirvana000> So I went to Wal-Mart today to try and buy a copy
of San Andreas.
<Nirvana000> I couldn't see any copies on the shelves so I
went to the counter to ask. The girl didn't speak a word of
English. I tried asking her "Do you have San Andreas for sale?
" in a REALLY slow and clear tone, but she just shrugged her
shoulders. Then she said something in Spanish over the
speakers.
<Nirvana000> I was REALLY getting pissed at this point.
<Nirvana000> She must have called the manager, cos he came up
to the counter and started asking me in poor English what I
wanted.
<Nirvana000> Me: "Do you have San Andreas? SAN ANDREAS!"
<Nirvana000> Him: "SAN FERNANDO!?!?!"
<Nirvana000> Me: "WTF? SAN ANDREAS!"
<Nirvana000> Him: "AAH, SAN FERNANDO!"
<Nirvana000> He went into the back muttering something about
San Fernando. WTF?
<Nirvana000> Couple minutes later he came out with a copy of
Madden NFL 2004. He was waving it around, and he wouldn't stop
saying "SAN FERNANDO! SAN FERNANDO!"
<Nirvana000> And then I just left.