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<Trimangle> ahg, my gf tried to kiss me after giving me head,
I just pretended to be overcome with a sudden coughing fit and
asked for a glass of water, then I took a sip, and gave the
rest to her.
<Trimangle> it was subtle
<MikeyPain> heh
<MikeyPain> I woulda handed her some mouthwash and a
toothbrush
<Trimangle> I was thinking of just hitting her on the nose
with a rolled up newspaper