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<sword> i have the perfect girlfriend
<jon334> girlfriends are never perfect, m8
<sword> well last night while she was giving me a back massage
she asked me whether i wanted anything to eat or a blowjob or
both. i said that im a bit tired so she got me a beer from the
fridge and said that i should make myself comfortable
<sword> cause she still hadnt finished my home assignment for
the PHP class and she wanted to check /. too
<jon334> she good looking?
<sword> id say so, yea
<jon334> MARRY HER! NOW