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<Howard> My wife keeps getting sales calls on her cell. <Howard> I picked it up this afternoon and told the salesperson "I need two things from you." <Howard> "First, I need you to put me on the no-call list." <Howard> "Second, I need your credit card number so I can charge you for calling me on this cell phone." <Howard> They fell all over themselves apologizing and hung up.