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<@Cav> the tvs on, and the really pretty lady that reads the
news is smiling at you
<@Cav> and you think to yourself, shes smiling, i think she
fucking likes me
<@Cav> i think im gonna have to rub me cock on the tv
<@Cav> and you cant help yourself!
<@Cav> you rub your cock on the tv and shes still smiling
<@Cav> and you think oh! im gonna have to have a pull
<@Cav> and you having a pull
<@Cav> and you close your eyes at the moment of your high
enjoyment
<@Cav> and dont you hate it
<@Cav> when you open your eyes, the programs changed
<@Cav> and youve shot in don burkes mouth!