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<Satori> I read this book once, yeh, about this guy named
claude who hooked up with this young gal who got pregnant and
it wasn't his kid, but she said it was the result of getting
raped by a supernaural being so he was cool with it so he
packed the old girl up and headed off to pay taxes on her ass
so's she'd be legal like... but shit happened and she wound up
birthing the brat in some shit-filled barn so the shepherd
brought in myrhh and frankincense