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<Admiral_Payne> One day she was typing and turned to a
secretary and said she was almost out of typing paper, and
asked she should do
<Admiral_Payne> "just use copier machine paper," the secretary
told her
<Admiral_Payne> You know what she did?
<Admiral_Payne> she took her last remaining blank piece of
typing paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make
five copies