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<Foxie> "My family was asking me all these nosey-ass
questions, 'When are you going to find a woman?', 'When are
you going to get married?', 'When are you going to have
childeren?', then my grandmother was like "Maybe he donesn't
like chochate..." and I was like "it's not like I don't like
chochlate, it's that I don't like it without nuts."
<Foxie> "So my uncle was like "You're gay?! You don't look
gay!!", so I said "Yes, I'm one of the newer models, I'm a
stealth fag."