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<s7|eelektrix> want to scrim with us?
<s7|eelektrix> Vin Diesel challenged everyone in the
sub-continent of India to an arm-wrestling match. After
humiliating that nation's finest arm wrestling warriors, an
Indian holy man placed a curse on Vin Diesel, which is why he
doesn't have a single hair on his body. But when Vin Diesel
saved India from a tsunami by delivering a stand-up routine so
hilarious the tsunami shook apart with laughter, the holy man
rewarded Vin with the secret of morphing into an alpaca, and
the secret of cooking the perfect terducken. It is from Vin
Diesel's personal kitchen that John Madden purchases his
annual terducken.
<s7|eelektrix> oops
<s7|eelektrix> dont mind that