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LiQuIDsCyThE1: Like the Mallard Duck and Peacock, the wigger
male will go to great lengths to secure a mate. This young
wigger, for instance, has donned a vibrant all pink outfit to
ensure success during the mating season. In this case, the
flamboyant color scheme serves the dual purpose of both
helping him get noticed by females in heat and distracting
other males who will be too busy beating his ass to steal any
of his mates. A borderline suicidal strategy, but successful
nonetheless.
ElPikachupacabra: who the hell are you, and what the hell was
that