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<kolby> you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where
like a bunch of guys just stand next to each other and piss in
em?
<kolby> they had a smaller version of that in this restaraunt
and I looked up while I was taking a piss and there was a
mirror
<kolby> I started messing with my hair and I pissed all over
myself and everyone behind me had this horrified look
<Scofco> hahaha, so you were pissing in the fucking sink?
<kolby> huh?
<kolby> ...fuck