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<bladezero> Hey guys, i need u to help me solve the porblem i
got
<zefer> k, shoot
<bladezero> well i really like this girl and i want to impress
her should i buy her a rose?
<zefer> lol, if u wana say u like her with a rose all ure
saying is "I'm cheap"
<bladezero> o shit, should i buy her a bouquet then?
<zefer> no cuz then she'll think ure just trying to buy her
over
<bladezero> then what do i do damnit, this is like the first
girl ive ever really liked
<zefer> buy her some chocolates. U cant go wrong with
chocolates, i say when in doubt look to the chocolate.
<bladezero> ok thanks man bye :)
<majinTB> uhh u sure thats a good motto to live by?
<zefer> no ha ha but hes gonna fatten this girl up real nice
and then he'll either 1) dump her or 2) she'll get desperate
and settle with a loser like him who can't even deal with what
to get a girl on a date.
<zefer> way to "let your heart decide."
<majinTB> ha ha yea what a dumbass