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<BalkanEmperorGlaug> Another flight attendant's comment on a
less than perfect landing: "We ask  you to please remain
seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
<Schroe[Sleepies]> On my first flight ever, the captain came
on over the intercom -
<Schroe[Sleepies]> "We aren't really a flight crew ... but we
did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!"
<mike> :P
<mike> i wanna be a pilot
<mike> then i can come over the intercom, "What's this button
do...OH FUCKING SHIT!!"
<mike> then after panic ensues, "Just kidding!"
<Glaug-Eldare> "The weather at our destination is 50 degrees
with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed
before we arrive."
<Glaug-Eldare> Then you can get fired!
<Glaug-Eldare> =D
<mike> then i can get a job that's on the ground!
<Glaug-Eldare> And throw wrenches at planes' windows while
they're taking off?
<mike> i was thinking more along the lines of programming