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<skreid> so i was trick or treating right
<GODLY> arent u a little old for that?
<skreid> fuck no
<skreid> anyway
<skreid> so i went as a present this year, just a bigass bow
and some curled ribbons, and i go up to this door
<skreid> and a 75 year old woman and her husband open the
door, and the woman goes "what are you?"
<skreid> i go "a present", and she gives me candy.  just as i
start to walk away, she goes
<skreid> "who would want that??"
<skreid> and some little kid behind me just goes "OHHHH! 
BURN!"
<GODLY> loser.