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<WoWMaN\>ah well, i'm off now
<Bart\> where to?
<WoWMaN\>some people like to call it masturbation, or jerking
off. I myself prefer: "letting the dog out"
<WoWMaN\>that way it doesn't sound all that suspicious when I
tell my mum what I'm off to do
<Bart\>sure... "Mum, I'm going to let the dogs out" and then
you go to the bathroom...
<Bart\>would seem pretty suspicious to me
<WoWMaN\>well, not to my mum
<WoWMaN\>in fact... we don't even have a dog :)