bash.org archive

TwoHundredNinety: Man. I went to our school's Christmas play
today.
Decagon111: Was it an interesting experience?
TwoHundredNinety: It was... uh. Quite interesting.
TwoHundredNinety: We had Scripture quoted at us.  There was a
large stained-glass cross. Santa ordered Oompa Loompas to
break his elves' kneecaps when they went on strike. There were
four machine-gun shootings. Santa died. (Three times,
technically.) There were two death threats, independent of the
machine gun business.
Decagon111: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
TwoHundredNinety: Yes. ... The death threats were in the
service of an anti-materialism parable.
Decagon111: ... I was _going_ to say how weird it was that
there were carolers going around two weeks early tonight...
but I don't think I'll bother.