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<OmegaHedgehog> Haha, a very funny thing happened to my cousin
right before Christmas
<OmegaHedgehog> My cousin was watching South Park with me,
something he really isn't supposed to be doing
<OmegaHedgehog> The episode where Cartman thinks a dildo is a
sports watch was on
<OmegaHedgehog> So he goes and writes down 'dildo' on his list
to Santa
<OmegaHedgehog> His dad goes and reads it and freaks out, and
goes up to ask him where he heard what a dildo was
<OmegaHedgehog> He replies with "I heard Cartman talk about it
on TV. It's something like a sports watch, right?"
<OmegaHedgehog> So his dad (my uncle) tells him it's a
chocolate chip cookie, and asks my aunt to make him some
<OmegaHedgehog> So the next day he goes to school, and here's
the best part
<OmegaHedgehog> He gets up in front of the whole class and
tells them about how his mom gave him her biggest dildos and
how yummy they were