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pi4arctan1guy: I cam home from grocery shopping and there
wasn't enough room for all my food and I thought "This isn't
fair! Most people never have to deal with the frustration of
not being able to fit all their food in their refrigerators!"
Then, I put my hands on my big white belly and laughed a very
deep laugh, while my top hat bobbed up and down and my cane
leaned against my stack of property deeds and hundred dollar
bills.